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iamrealindsey:

I call this look “fat slut wanna be punk astronaut accountant from outer space with thighs the size of the moon”

Please reblog this if you love it to boost my ego.

Omg! This has so many notes n__n

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thisgentlemanbastard:

For those in the US, a 70 degree F car on a sunny day can reach temperatures over 100 degrees in minutes. While telling people to never leave dogs in cars is extreme, the margin for error is quite small once the temperatures climb towards 65+ degrees, and if you can’t be absolutely assured that your car will stay under 65 F, then don’t take the chance. Leaving the windows down does not matter.

If you see a dog in a hot car, call 911. Or get a brick.

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kellyjacobsbooks:

HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE

Let’s say it’s 6.15pm and you’re going home (alone of course), after an unusually hard day on the job. You’re really tired, upset and frustrated. Suddenly you start experiencing severe pain in your chest that starts to drag out into your arm and up into your jaw. You are only about five miles from the hospital nearest your home. Unfortunately you don’t know if you’ll be able to make it that far. You have been trained in CPR, but the guy that taught the course did not tell you how to perform it on yourself..!!

NOW HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE…

Since many people are alone when they suffer a heart attack, without help, the person whose heart is beating improperly and who begins to feel faint, has only about 10 seconds left before losing consciousness.

However, these victims can help themselves by coughing repeatedly and very vigorously.

A deep breath should be taken before each cough, and the cough must be deep and prolonged, as when producing sputum from deep inside the chest.

A breath and a cough must be repeated about every two seconds without let-up until help arrives, or until the heart is felt to be beating normally again.

Deep breaths get oxygen into the lungs and coughing movements squeeze the heart and keep the blood circulating.

The squeezing pressure on the heart also helps it regain normal rhythm. In this way, heart attack victims can perhaps buy precious time to get themselves to a phone and dial 911.

Rather than sharing another joke please contribute by broadcasting this which can save a person’s life!

Be prepared and become part of the solution. Get your free next-of-kin notification card today. Click here: https://www.InCaseOfEmergencyCard.com/

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FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DO NOT DO THIS.

Using this procedure in place of immediately seeking help, can actually cost a life rather than save it.

The information in the message is in no way condoned or recommended by medical authorities. Spreading such misinformation is counterproductive and potentially dangerous.

The usefulness of ‘cough CPR’ is generally limited to monitored patients with a witnessed arrest in the hospital setting and should only be performed under strict professional supervision.

 If you are driving alone and start having severe chest pain or discomfort that starts to spread to your arm and into your jaw, pull over and flag down another motorist for help. 

Another suggestion is to down a couple of Aspirin for emergency remedy.

During the early stages of a heart attack, Asprin can prevent a clot from getting bigger. (Asprin is known to prevent blood platelets from sticking together)

But make sure to chew the asprin before swallowing. Waiting for the coating to break down naturally would be a mistake.

- Mod A

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One of the best fanarts I’ve ever seen in my whole life. Remember when Velma and Johnny kinda hooked up in the old Cartoon Network commercials? Well. This.

they are perfect

It surprised everyone when it happened. 

The genius girl who could figure out a mystery in five seconds flat and . .  well … Johnny. But perhaps that is why they worked together so well with their relationship. Johnny made Velma feel important, that her brain was a good thing and not something to get annoyed with. She didn’t have to prove how smart she was to him, didn’t have to do anything over the top. And Johnny was perfect for Velma as he was the sturdy rock she needed in her life. He didn’t compete against her to prove who was smarter or better, he knew she was smart and he loved that.

Perhaps that is why when the shock wore off, the Mystery Gang found himself happy for their friend, happy to spend time with the couple as groups, to include Johnny. Perhaps it is why Mama Bravo was so happy to meet her, to see the smile on her only sons face as he held Velma’s tiny hand in his large fingers. 

Perhaps that is why everyone was accepting when they moved in together, when they started planning more then just courtship. It felt right, it felt natural. 

It felt like exactly what love was suppose to. 

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